25 Fun Things To Do In A McDonalds

  1. Go up to the counter with a dollar and ask for 15 things. When you see you don't have enough money, go through and one by one eliminate everything besides a cheeseburger.
  2. Insist that they gave you a regular Coke instead of a Diet and demand a free drink.
  3. If am employee comes out of the bathroom yell,"make sure you wash your hands!"
  4. Get a Happy Meal and demand a different toy.
  5. Stomp on a package of ketchup and see how far it squirts.
  6. Ask for unsalted fries. If they don't have any, say,"Well, cant you just wipe the salt off one by one for me?"
  7. Make a pyramid with the salt and pepper shakers.
  8. Cover your table with napkins and "finger paint" with ketchup and mustard.
  9. Tell the cashier there is no toilet paper in the bathroom.
  10. Put on those corny disguise glasses and walk around stealing people's ketchup.
  11. Ask people if you can taste their food.
  12. Go into the play place and pretend to be stuck in the slide.
  13. If you get kicked out, tell the employee that it is a discrimination of people with long legs and mature bodies.
  14. Ask to take someone else's order.
  15. Insist on having your picture taken wearing an employee's visor and sitting with the Ronald McDonald statue.
  16. Take a French fry up to the counter and say,"I found this on the floor." repeat until no fries are left.
  17. Nominate yourself "table monitor" and check to make sure everyone picks up there trash.
  18. Go through the drive through with your radio up really loud, then complain if they say they cant hear your order.
  19. If there is a line in the drive through lane, lay on your horn and don't let up until you are being helped.
  20. Ask for a variety of condiments and use them to decorate the bathroom walls!
  21. Use the ketchup and mustard as "face paint"
  22. Tell them you would like the $3.24 chicken McNuggets. When they tell you they don't have $3.24 nuggets laugh then go,"No, really. I want the $3.24 nuggets!" Then keep fighting and demand to see the manager.
  23. Buy a drink then spill it on the floor, go back up to the counter and ask for a refill because you spilled it. Do this in the same place until asked to leave.
  24. Stand in front and laugh at everything someone orders.
  25. Order a ton of food in the drive through, when you get to the drive up part say,"You know what, I changed my mind,(then change your order)."