The Top 6 Better Methods Of Choosing A President

  1. "No, Governor Bush. Scissors do NOT cut rock."
  2. Double-Elimination Whack-A-Mole Tournament
  3. "Hottest Daughter" contest
  4. Nationally-televised tickle fight!!!
  5. The candidates stand apart and call to the current president's dog. Whoever the dog comes to wins.
  6. "Little Mr. President" Speedo swimsuit competition