Fun Things To Do To Your Roommate

Smoke ball-point pens.
Smile -- All the time.
Always flush the toilet three times.
Listen to radio static.
Open your window shades before you go to sleep each night. Close them as soon as you wake up.
Whenever your roommate comes in from the shower, lower your eyes and giggle to yourself.
Whenever you go to sleep, starts jumping on your bed . . . do so for a while, then jump really high and act like you hit your head on the ceiling. Crumple onto your bed and fake like you were knocked out . . . use this method to fall asleep...every night for a month.
Ask your roommate if he/she has ever looked into the eye's of his/her victim.
Whenever his/her parents call and ask for your roommate, breathe into the phone for 5 seconds then hang up.
Gather up a garbage bag full of leaves and throw them in a pile in his/her room. Jump in them. Comment about the beautiful foliage.
Get a computer. Leave it on when you are not using it. Turn it off when you are.
Fake a heart attack. When your roommate gets the paramedics to come, pretend nothing happened.
Whenever the phone rings, get up and answer the door
Whenever someone knocks, answer the phone.
Whenever your roommate walks in, wait one minute and then stand up. With an air of disdain, announce that you are going to take a shower. Do so. Keep this up for three weeks.
Buy Sea Monkeys and grow them. Name one after your roommate. Announce the next day that that one died. Name another one after your roommate. The next day say that it died. Keep this up until they all die.
Spend all your money on Transformers. Play with them at night. If your roommate says anything, tell him/her with a straight face, "They're more than meets the eye."
Move one of their objects to a new position everyday.
Insist they sleep with the light on because of your fear of the boogie man.
Sleep with your contacts in then complain of the itchy eyes.
Nail your shoes to the ceiling then when your roommate walks in, sit under them and rub your head moaning.
Buy Lucky Charms and when you go to eat them, pick out all the clovers.
Place all the clovers from #5 into zip lock bags and store them in the closet. If your roommate asks, just tell em it part of your religion.
Keep a pet hamster in the room for a week, then go out and get rid of the hamster and when your roommate comes home, forbid them to step on the floor for the fear of stepping on the "lost" pet.
Wreck their side of the room and leave. Make sure you show up at the place at the same time, enter, look around then start screaming,"They are after me again! Oh Man, they have found me!"
Re-arrange their dresser drawers. ex: sock drawer goes were the shirt drawer was.
Change all the ink colors in their pens while he/she is gone.
Speak nothing but gibberish to your roommate until you answer the phone.
Let your alarm clock go off and don't move, when your roommate turns it off and goes to wake you up, scream for 15 minutes non stop.
Every time your roommate sneezes dive behind a piece of furniture
Whenever your roommate walks out of the bathroom, walk to the window, open it, stick your head out, scream, shut the window, and go about your day.
Every time the phone rings, walk into the closet until they hang up the phone.
If you are questioned about #15 act as if you know nothing.
Every time you leave bring back a can of soup to store in the closet.
Ride the vacuum like it's a wild horse while it's turned on.
Build a fort in the middle of the room and insist your roommate plays "cowboys and Indians" with you.
Put ketchup on everything you eat then complain about the taste.
Buy a package of hot dogs and name them. Then tend to them as if they were your pets.
Hold a candle light vidual open to the public for your missing hamster.
Turn over the coffee table and sit in it and then "sail the 7 seas!"
Insist your roommate sings the Barney song with you so you can sleep better.
Sit at the kitchen table and stare at a stick of butter for hours.
Take an empty 2-liter bottle and stick toothbrushes in it, draw a face on it, put a leash on it and call it Duckie.
Whenever someone knocks on the door, answer the closet.
Offer to wash their clothes, then "accidentally" drop them all the way home utill the basket is empty.
Eat Cheeto's until your hands are covered in orange stuff, then touch all the white spots you see on your roommate's side of the room.
Every time your roommate turns on the microwave hold your head and scream. Once the microwave stops say,"Ahhhhhh!"
Stand on your head to watch the tv.
Turn on the stereo and stare at the blank tv. Laugh at the commercials.
Once your roommate falls asleep, start to laugh hysterically until they wake up. Once they wake up pretend to be asleep, repeat all night.
Change the locks on the door then leave. When you return to your roommate complaining about the change, say,"Ohhh, did I forget to tell you we changed the locks?"
Ask your roommate, infact beg, your roommate to tuck you in.
Make every Thursday opposite day.
Speak your sentences backwards.