New State Mottoes

  1. Arkansas: It's Trailer-rific!!!
  2. Florida: Half a Million Cubans Can't All Be Wrong
  3. Kentucky: Come for the Bluegrass -- Stay for the Incest!
  4. Alabama: Like the third world, but closer.
  5. Massachusetts: Now with 30% fewer Kennedys!
  6. Indiana: Dan Quayle's Favorite Country!
  7. Nebraska: The "N" is for "Knowledge!"
  8. Oklahoma: We're like the Canada of TX!
  9. Colorado: Now 100% John Denver free!