Rejected Sports Sayings

  1. Nothin' but buttocks!
  2. If that were any closer, I'd have to strangle an elf!
  3. 3.14159, Baby!
  4. That one's outta-here-dot-com!
  5. Oh, Mama, he licked the bowl and both beaters on that one!
  6. He's runnin' like a rat on crack!
  7. Ouch! Made him sleep in the wet spot!